Top 10 famous people I’d have a beer with (or, it has been pointed out to me by a number of women friends, beer, wine, or other drink optional):

MEN

• John Kasich
• Bill Clinton
• Denzel Washington
• Barack Obama
• Bono
• Brian Regan
• Lewis Black
• Mitch Hedberg (R.I.P.)
• Zuck (yes, Mark Zuckerberg)
• Saved best for last….Jesus

Honorable mention: Bill Murray; John Gruden; Jake Johannsen

WOMEN

• Sandra Bullock
• Sarah Palin
• Condoleezza Rice
• Victoria Soto (Newtown, CT…R.I.P.)
• Avril Lavigne
• Megan Kelly
• Abby Wambach
• Meg Whitman
• P!nk
• Jodie Foster

Honorable mention: Mother Teresa; Meryl Streep; Alex Morgan; Taylor Swift

Yes, this blog is aware it is going not just to Purgatory but straight to hell for listing Mother Teresa as “Honorable Mention.”